italian cake

It’s just a fucking Lasagna...

“Look pa, I made an Italian cake,” said Jonny aroused!

by Fuckin’Commies July 16, 2018

Italian cork

When you are having sex and when you about to bust, you shove a cork in your dickhole so you don't nut

Man my dick hurts from last night when me and my girl did the Italian cork

by NotMeNick July 31, 2018

Italian Nightclub

When a hooker lathers your dick in pizza sauce and sucks it off

You: “How much for an Italian Nightclub?”
Hooker: “15, but you supply the sauce.”

by The Italian Nightclub November 8, 2019

Italian Sprinkler

When you buttchug beer and then squeeze it out of your ass into your girlfriends mouth

I did the Italian Sprinkler with Jennifer last night and she placed a restraining order on me

by NiggaManNigga November 30, 2019

Italian Batty

a type of bum some Italian girls have. Its small but round and perky and is probably on a skinny girl or a short girl. These are common to northern Italians.

“That girls rlly skinny” “yeh but look at that italian batty”

by 113juicem21 December 8, 2019

The Old Italian

When you use papa johns garlic butter as anal lube for sexual intercourse

I gave the neighbor the old Italian after we finished our pizza

by Trashman May 31, 2019

Italian Battleship

A frozen Olive Garden breadstick used as a dildo.

I couldn’t hit her gspot with my dick so we had to pull out the Italian battleship from the freezer.

by Judaspurriest October 10, 2019