doing the italian

The action of eating someone out, like if they are eating pasta.

Slut 1: Yo, I heard that Marco was doing the Italian on you.
Slut 2: Yeah, it was amazing he ate me like pasta.

by Daddy_Boi June 4, 2018

Bedford Italian

An individual of Italian descent living in the UK who maintains the privileges of their Italian heritage whilst not being able to speak any fluent Italian.

“I'm tired of Bedford Italians driving up and down my street in their fiat punto blasting italian music when actually they have never lived there and cant speak the language.”

by Motierre October 24, 2022

Italian Dressing

When an Italian man ejaculates onto your salad

I totally tried Joeys Italian dressing on my salad

by ChaoticZebra September 3, 2016

Italian Poncho

Long neck hair that covers the shoulders.

"Is that a dolphin covered in kelp?"
"No, it's just an Italian Poncho."
"Or is it shoshana?"

by jvsmb April 10, 2012

italian mob

the italian mob is from arndell anglican college year 6 dinner dance 2017 where 'Ethan Fraser' slicked his hair back like his from the italian mob

guy 1: have you seen that guy 'Ethan Fraser'

guy 2: yeah i heared that he's in the italian mob

guy 1 and guy 2: *start making out thinking of him*

by adam hasanovic March 4, 2019

Italian Handkerchief

An Italian Handkerchief is when you have a runny nose and do not have anything to blow into. You plug your free nostril with a finger or thumb, turn your head to the opposite side, inhale, close your mouth and exhale through the clogged nostril. The offending nose nuggets are then forcibly projected to the ground. Oh yeah - do this OUTSIDE!

Me and my girl were out walking off the quarantine 15 and my nose was running. I did an Italian Handkerchief to clear my nose. Se was appalled! She said "WHAT was THA??!?" I said that "that's an Italian Handkerchief!" She said "That's not a thing!" I said "Check that shit on Urban Dictionary!"

by anonymous April 8, 2021

Italian Fountain

The forceful expulsion of fluids and/or solids from either mouth or ass.

My stomach was so bad, I was crapping like an Italian Fountain!

by Sic D August 6, 2015