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Isaac is the craziest person you will ever meet. When you first get to know him, he is a stoic and quiet gentleman who is very respectful and responsible. After a little while, he will constantly attack you and have intense coughing fits. He also has a nasty habit of putting every single food item into the fridge, even if it isn't meant to. He is a very scary person and isn't afraid to ruin your life.
In other words, he is BREAD.
I met Isaac yesterday, and now I am addicted to watching the Muppets Movie.
Isaac by Isaac Bellwether June 4, 2022
Hottest man alive, will literally melt your eyes. He's just that hot
did you see that Isaac?

yeah but he melted my eyes, he was just that hot!
Isaac by sensei crabs June 5, 2022
just so hot
absolute magician on the volleyball court
did you see that Isaac?

UGH he's SO HOT! I love it when he hits those phat spikes.
Isaac by sensei crabs June 5, 2022
A nigga that has a huge cock and fucks hella bitches
You: Have you seen Isaac?
Friend: Yea he was fucking hella bitches yesterday.
Every bitch says “oh look it’s isaac the sexiest Nigga ever they wanna give him some sloppy toppy every time they see him and all the bitches want him
Isaac by 420 low June 14, 2022