industrial holiday

noun - a word used by bitter single people to describe Valentine's Day

"Edan : "Valentine's day is an industrial holiday

by urikdaffy February 13, 2019

Holiday Fried

A very nice girl with freckles and brown hair she’s so funny and everyone loves her.

Person 1: Woah that person is sooo cool!

Person 2: ikr she’s Holiday Fried

by Lisa compleiii February 18, 2019

MacArthur Holiday

A period of time taken off through sickness leave that may OR may not be legitimate.

'I cant believe she took a MacArthur holiday!'

by The cabbags September 26, 2019

Holiday Clean

This was invented by a Instagram, mom of two girls and she created this holiday cleaning for when the holidays come around you’re less likely to be frustrated and overwhelmed by all the cooking done in the kitchen she loves family and is dedicated to serving Others in the kitchen not only is she a hard-working mom and dedicated to freezing meals and preparing meals ahead of time to stay focused and less in the kitchen but also serving her family holiday cooking is important and the holidays and so is cleaning after. September is the month of tidying and is a special event, it begins before the holiday season and decorating. Then you begin by taking all of the items that you have in your shelves in the kitchen and cabinets. Do this before you take all the cans your pantry everything out of the fridges and you clean everything from top to bottom to re-organize and regroup to see everything that you need for the holidays not the other way around it’s best to have a fresh start know what you have in your pantry so when the holidays come around you’re ready to go and you won’t have to worry about cleaning again until spring.

@val_ava@instagram

I’m so happy I completed my holiday cleaning.

I feel like I completely change my life, it feels like a future gift to my future self.

by Brokenheartedval89 September 8, 2019

holiday handjob

A festive want given by a female

"I wonder if she will give me a holiday handjob."

by Jsaggy April 21, 2018

Holiday home-wrecker

The fat Ho in the office who so pathetically desperate and lonely during the holiday season that she try’s offering herself to happily married men. Then to justify this disgusting act claims she is the married mans true soulmate.

The holiday home-wrecker is at it again. I told her she should try and spread holiday cheer I didn’t mean spread her legs.

by Hol9000 December 24, 2017

Holiday Odds

The game of odds played when on holidays, where the probability is equal to 1 over the number of days left on holidays.

Example:
When there is 2 days left on your holiday so once called on odds you must do 2 to 1.

Guy 1: Holiday odds you'll ask that girl for her number?
Guy 2: Ok 3 to 1 so?
Guy 1 &2: 3..2..1.. 2!

by Pratroculas April 26, 2017