Hump day

Hump day it's in the middle of the week Sunday Monday Tuesday is uphill Wednesday is the middle Thursday Friday and Saturday is downhill.

Guess what day it is . It's hump day the middle of the week aka Wednesday

by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018

Hobby Hump

When you are slamming your genitals into random objects for fun.

Hobby humping is a fun activity to do with your friends.

by thehobbyhumper January 29, 2019

Hump in the pub

Hump in the pub is a sexual act, when you hump in the pub you generally hump the trash can in the pub.

Oi bruv watch me hump in the pub

by Geetar_LD April 2, 2019

Speed hump

A really fast humping motion or it could go really slow

Oh it was so fast and bumpy I thought I was going over a speed hump

by 665565555 April 19, 2019

Tongue hump

Performing oral sex on female...

Aye girl, you tryin to let me tongue hump tonight?

by luffin February 24, 2019

The Camel hump

Having hallucinated sex with a fine ass mirage to Quench one's thirst only to later realize your just humping a literal camel.

Kyle: Bro I went to Egypt over spring break, got dehydrated and horny, ended up doing the camel hump
Chris: Bro wtf is wrong with you?
Kyle: Hey I can't help that that camel looked like your sister
Chris: Bruh

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

Chicken hump

When a man loves another man so much, he lets him insert a hardboiled egg into his anus, and tap it until he clucks.

Tim told Richard that he wants to chicken hump on their wedding night.

by Whereismymind August 24, 2019