floating flirt

Someone who is so awkward at flirting, they're often perceived as creepy or weird. In reality, it is their shyness or anxiety that causes them to express awkward comments and body language that could be misunderstood.

Jake thought Sara was weird because she would stutter and mumble whenever she talked to him, but really she was just a floating flirt.

by veeeeee March 23, 2013

Floating

The same as being tipsy, but for when you smoke the ganja.

Bro those two hits just left me floating.

by Balamtoumg Palace February 17, 2021

house float

The name for a house decorated as a Mardi Gras float originating during COVID-19 pandemic times when Mardi Gras parades were cancelled.

Mais, look at that house float, cher! They’re on the drive-by parade route!

by Gin Callais January 20, 2021

Egg Float

When you lean back in a chair and fart, the gas travels from your anus up your perineum and manages to escape by splitting your scrotum, thus lifting your balls to escape.

Dude, i had to let one rip while i was driving.
it came out like a complete Egg Float

by Barettokurabu January 10, 2018

Floats

Slang for a woman’s breasts,heard most often in the west of Ireland.

“Would ya look at the fllllloooooats on that wan”

“She’s got some pair of floats on her”

“I’ll give you this potato wench,but only if you show me those might,meaty floats of yours”

by Smellslikefloats2734 September 18, 2020

Floating Mermaid

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole

I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid

by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021

Rootbeer Float

While your female partner drinks an A&W rootbeer . You cum in her mouth then drink it as she pours it into your mouth

Yo, guess what ? I tried the all new very sexy drink called the rootbeer float, you should try it with your woman next time you get A&W.

by Makito-X April 20, 2021