A recently discovered type of abdominal cancer that by stage 2 hijacks the nervous system by attaching itself to the spine and releasing specific euphoric chemicals produced by cell degeneration. it's usually caused by prolonged exposure to what's called "digital aids" which describes stuff like tiktok, vine compilations, and a plethora of different "influencers". some symptoms of this type of cancer include:
stage 1) addiction, and pain to the stomach region
stage 2) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured tissue surrounding the tumor, and mild seizures
stage 3) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, gender dysphoria, and seizures
stage 4) heavy addiction, immense pain, migraines, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, leaking of stomach acid, gender dysphoria, heavy seizures, and eventual organ failure.
the seizures caused by this disease can often be mistaken for obnoxious dancing.
this disease is spreading fast, and is quickly becoming an epidemic. spread the word, donate to the research into it. if we keep fighting, may be victorious.
stage 1) addiction, and pain to the stomach region
stage 2) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured tissue surrounding the tumor, and mild seizures
stage 3) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, gender dysphoria, and seizures
stage 4) heavy addiction, immense pain, migraines, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, leaking of stomach acid, gender dysphoria, heavy seizures, and eventual organ failure.
the seizures caused by this disease can often be mistaken for obnoxious dancing.
this disease is spreading fast, and is quickly becoming an epidemic. spread the word, donate to the research into it. if we keep fighting, may be victorious.
by anonymous November 12, 2019
Get the fortnitemug. I was catching bodies while a fortniter was cranking 90
by Omw to fuck your bitch December 22, 2020
Get the Fortnitermug. The perfect game for yo mans it will keep him at home he won’t be on his phone texting some hoe you ain’t gotta worry bout him leavin’ no where with his homies or what he’s doing while he’s out just sit yo ass there and watch him play and then give him some head when he get that dub cause you know he worked hard for that shit he needs it.
by OffWhite3 May 11, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. Whats 2 + 5? - Mr garrison
Fortniter : ummm 13?
Alright class can we a get a answer from someone who isn't actually retarded please?
Fortniter : ummm 13?
Alright class can we a get a answer from someone who isn't actually retarded please?
by Baron The Great December 13, 2020
Get the Fortnitermug. a game that hasn't been good since 2019 and will never be revived; a game played by lifeless retards who either look like jabba the hut or gollum;
retard: ur actual dogwater kid, quit fortnite.
chad: shut the fuck up and touch grass, pussy bitch. go play some fucking sports and get your grubby hands off your dusty-ass amazon keyboard.
chad: shut the fuck up and touch grass, pussy bitch. go play some fucking sports and get your grubby hands off your dusty-ass amazon keyboard.
by i fucked ur mom bitch January 30, 2022
Get the fortnitemug. by Some kid-123 January 3, 2021
Get the fortnitemug. A free gay game broke niggas play when they can't afford good PC to play PUBG.
It's also the birth of shitty fortnite wins on Snapchat.
It's also the birth of shitty fortnite wins on Snapchat.
by Masahiro "Big Nigga" Sakurai May 16, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug.