Diesel

damage dealer class in games

Okay, you will be my diesel and you there will be a mage, alright?

by Ichihara August 28, 2019

Diesel

When your crappy project car (a Shitbox that a new car guy uses to save money and kidney, or a Old vet that wants to customize without risking his 1 mil car. can be used as a test bed though any exploding car with anyone in it is bad) is performance wise bad and you cant afford the 1 Mil it takes to get +23 HP, you go to a Truck engine and use Diesel, the somehow better fuel AND IT STILL IS PORTRAYED BAD (we have the Golf Diesel, but thats a exception)

Guy: What the absolute Fuck is your car running on, jet fuel?

You: I use Diesel-
Guy: THE FUCKING HELL, IS A COROLLA USING A TRUCK ENGINE THAT BILLOWS SMOKE
You: its better performance wise and its not 1960...
Guy: s t i l l w h y

by Bosnian artillery April 10, 2021

butt diesel

Butt diesel:
Noun

1) The dripping of shit that comes out of ones ass hole that smells like diesel.

2) The smell of diarrhea.

Man: “Boy, Whitney sure smells like she had some butt diesel.”

by Mammal February 5, 2018

Diesel

The gas used to put inside a truck or the cutest Rottweiler puppy anyone could ever have.

We need to stop at the gas station to get fuel for the truck. Come here diesel!!!

by Diesel the Rottweiler June 25, 2017

Diesel Wallis

Usually has a wife called Remi. is a fuck boy with a HUGEEEEE dick. Although at heart he is one with nature and loves horseback riding and animals.

Girl #1: I met this boy today, he loves nature and is soooo good in bed.

Girl #2: Bet his name was Diesel Wallis

by unicornbeignets December 30, 2017

flem diesel

The hottest guy you've ever met. He can dunk and he is just so hot.

Flem Diesel is just sooooo cute

by flemdiesel12 March 11, 2025

Diesel sweat

1. Someone ripped who can take on any challenge
2. Someone that has immense power

Angelo: yo man DeDot is diesel sweat
Aidan: I know

by Your BFFl August 15, 2014