When your crappy project car (a Shitbox that a new car guy uses to save money and kidney, or a Old vet that wants to customize without risking his 1 mil car. can be used as a test bed though any exploding car with anyone in it is bad) is performance wise bad and you cant afford the 1 Mil it takes to get +23 HP, you go to a Truck engine and use Diesel, the somehow better fuel AND IT STILL IS PORTRAYED BAD (we have the Golf Diesel, but thats a exception)
Guy: What the absolute Fuck is your car running on, jet fuel?
You: I use Diesel-
Guy: THE FUCKING HELL, IS A COROLLA USING A TRUCK ENGINE THAT BILLOWS SMOKE
You: its better performance wise and its not 1960...
Guy: s t i l l w h y
You: I use Diesel-
Guy: THE FUCKING HELL, IS A COROLLA USING A TRUCK ENGINE THAT BILLOWS SMOKE
You: its better performance wise and its not 1960...
Guy: s t i l l w h y
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"Dude I took one hit of that 973 and came twice while watching my neighbor's cat" 973 Diesel is often abbreviated as 973
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Butt diesel:
Noun
1) The dripping of shit that comes out of ones ass hole that smells like diesel.
2) The smell of diarrhea.
Noun
1) The dripping of shit that comes out of ones ass hole that smells like diesel.
2) The smell of diarrhea.
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