Derek

That bummy white douche that always gets drunk at the company picnic.

"Yo Ben, who's that weirdo who keeps falling over while playing spikeball?"
"Oh, thats Derek, just ignore him he's blitzed."

by Greg Hazelet Sucks July 24, 2019

Derek

Derek is friends with bato. derek was created by a god.

person 1: n where was Derek
person 2: he was with bato

by kiwi1123 August 11, 2019

Derek

Derek is an aspiring fireman who tells people what they want to hear and then forgets he told you because his head is overwhelmed with anxiety and fear. Derek is a sexual closet freak and wants his butt licked. Derek will make you believe one thing and then forget you like a lemon drop. Derek is a Cancer with a hint of multiple personality and passive aggressive tendencies. He is dirty, sexy, cute, and serious when he wants to be. On the contrary he is the bipolar opposite.

Drop it like Derek drops a lot

by Lickyourownbutt August 18, 2019

Derek

Derek is known as the Rubber band man, he is wild as the Taliban, he usually found having a nine in my right, forty-five in my other hand. They also call Dereks trouble, always in trouble man, but his bank account is always worth a couple hundred grand.

Watch out for that Derek!!

by CassieRidenoel September 10, 2019

Dérek

He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he’s a good friend.

Dérek’s laughing at Simon’s babyface.

by Dank Boy [YT] September 24, 2019

Derek

A guy who may be strait but sucks a lot of dick he might have a lot of male friends but when he looks in your eyes he will take you home and suck your dick

Derek will live you for dick

by A guy named Derek November 18, 2019

Derek

Says that he is shy but isn't really. Always be saying "pew pew pew". Derek can sometimes be really homo.

"OMG! Derek is homo?!?
Joe: you see Derek over there?
Jack: The loser in the back?
Joe: Mhm LMAO
Jack: LMAO

by Aws0meP1eman November 27, 2019