Macular degeneration

What happens when you get old and stop macking

He used to be a ladie's man until he got macular degeneration

by Single_Speed April 20, 2007

deleteage

An uninstallation-spree for all those freemium apps clogging up your smartphone.

Tom's in deleteage

by Mr T H 1 2 3 November 27, 2012

Delete mode

An automatic reflex of the human brain that makes you forget everything you have previously known the moment you actually need it.

Some things that trigger delete mode are:

a) being on stage
b) being in the presence of a very attractive person
c) taking a very important test

"I can't believe I forgot the lyrics to my song at the talent show! I swear I knew every single word of it, but when I was supposed to actually sing it my brain went on delete mode!"

by Paintxsplatter117 October 8, 2013

deleteful

When a deceitful spouse is deleting inboxes or text messages to hide infidelity and/or guilty conscience.

"Felicia, you know your man be cheating... he's just being deleteful."

2. These days men are just so deleteful in relationships.

by lil miss thang January 31, 2014

deleted boy

A man that does not grow up until he is in his mid forties and realizes all his boy hood friends have families and jobs. He finally has to delete the boy section in his brain. Some of them never do it.

I love him but but he never once gave me the security I needed, he is one of many deleted boys in my life.

by Tallfire July 19, 2016

deilene

A cute funny adorable girl! Always trying to make people happy and when she needs to she puts people in there lane!

Aww I love Deilene she's so awesome!

by YourfuckingDEAD March 21, 2017

defenefuck

Amalgamation of Definitely and Fuck (the mild curse word), Often used when the user wants to communicate a sense of extreme urgency about something.

You should defenefuck get your dog to the Vet immediately.

by AS04 July 11, 2017