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something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.
*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021
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help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions

i was kidnapped and i was supposed to constantly make urban dictionary definitions, please if you know someone named abigail florester, please tell her i love her and that i am going to escape this place
me: my phone number is

me: I AM FINE, AND THE MESSAGE "help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions" ARE FALSE DO NOT WORRY HE IS DEFINITELY NOT DEAD I MEAN I AM NOT DEAD
by VincentGo! November 27, 2022
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People who put their own names and make the definition good

a person with absolutely no fucking friends
P1: she's such a bitch
P2: shes probably one of those people who put their own names and make the definition good
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multiple definitions

That's all you need to be hated by people who visit this web site.
User: I have 50+ definitions!
Guest: Fucker, go out doors.
User: I have.
Guest: UR GAY
Guest2: OMG, u both used dis website, FUCKERS
User: So did you.
Guest2: SHIT!
User: Idiots
Guest: Nerd
Guest2: faggots
User2: Shit heads
Guest: FUK U ALL
User2: Lol.
User: Hello.
User2: Lol.
User: Die.
User2: lOl. Pancakes Pancakes Pancakes.
Guest3: i use linux
User2: FAGGOT; Pancakes
by B-Drac December 1, 2003
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First Definition Bitch

A first definition bitch is a person being an ass, douche, mean, etc... The word "Bitch" has several different meanings and by using "First definition bitch" it is clear what meaning of bitch is being used.
Becky: Monica's body isn't sexy enough for her to go out with Scott.

Monica: Quit being a first definition bitch!
by Grrl what?! December 28, 2010
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repeating definitions

When a n00b gets impatient and sends in the same definition multiple times. They think that it will appear on Urban Dictionary faster. The faster it is posted, the faster they can show off to their n00b friends.
"Hey Schblade!"
"Schiggity-schiggity schwat?"
"I looked up 'Boo boo kitty fuck' on UD and there was 3 repeating defintions for it! How in the hell?"
"It is because they are n00bs."
by andr0oz13 December 8, 2003
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Top Definition

Its something that likes to remind you that all the other definitions are shit and that this one is the best
TOP DEFINITION
Top Definition

Its something that likes to remind you that all the other definitions are shit and that this one is the best
by BreadTaken January 11, 2021
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