Someone with a circumference so wide that two pieces of chalk are required to draw their outline on the pavement.
Shit, the stiff's a double chalker. Lou, get on the phone to the fire department, we aint lifting him with our backs.
by the oob April 13, 2010
Get the Double Chalker mug.1. The act of going about business in a randomly idiotic way.
2. The art of turning a mundane procedure into a challenging obstacle.
3. Instead of going about a task in a practical, sane or reasonable manner, one does things in a goofy, silly and ridiculous way.
2. The art of turning a mundane procedure into a challenging obstacle.
3. Instead of going about a task in a practical, sane or reasonable manner, one does things in a goofy, silly and ridiculous way.
Instead of reaching for the remote control with your hands or getting up to get it, try double daring it by using your feet or any object long enough to bring the remote closer to you.
Rather than bringing your cup closer to the water faucet, proceed by double daring it by getting the water into your cup by using your hands.
Rather than bringing your cup closer to the water faucet, proceed by double daring it by getting the water into your cup by using your hands.
by Waldo Spanks May 23, 2010
Get the Double Daring It mug.A Double Dick Surprise is when teachers collaboratively give extremely excessive amounts of work all at once, usually before a break or vacation.
Aw man, all my teachers really gave me the ol' Double Dick Surprise right before spring break this year!
by fireaway12 December 17, 2010
Get the Double Dick Surprise mug.In essence, a nicer term for someone who is a hypocrite, or is being hypocritical. Comes from 'double standards'.
by hauntson September 23, 2010
Get the double standardised mug.by stevo642 October 1, 2010
Get the Double Rods mug.A double nap is when you have one nap. Wake up, move place, then nap again. Possibly the best thing to do on a lazy afternoon.
by reedymetal May 9, 2011
Get the double nap mug.1. When one is about to get off the toilet after a bowl movement, then realizes it is not over.
2. Having attended a prestigious University in the South for two degrees.
2. Having attended a prestigious University in the South for two degrees.
1. You would not believe the size of the crap I just took; I thought it was over...but it was a double dookie, and just kept on coming.
2. I was the only double dookie in my graduating class.
2. I was the only double dookie in my graduating class.
by peezdets October 31, 2011
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