Private Donut

Proper Noun.  

The best character on the popular web series Red versus Blue. This character is found wearing light red (pink) armor, and also sporting the alter-ego "00 Donut" or, "Agent D00nut". He can be seen flying around on a jet pack saving the princess from the evil goblin in this form. He is also known as, but not limited to; Franklin Donut, Private Biscuit, Lieutenant McMuffin, Commander Pop N' Fresh (With Golden, Flakey crust!), Major Cinnamon Buns (Contains buttery goodness.), Corporal Croissandwich, and Admiral Buttercrust. All of the above (except Franklin) names are said by Donut's great freind Caboose. But one question still remains... Is Donut really a she?

The wise words of D00nut, "Thrill or be thrilled!"

by Maledin November 29, 2004

Pant Donut

When you pull your pants down, leave them on the floor and step out of them.

Roomate #1 "Did you bring 'West-Side Terry' from the bar to bed last night?"

Roomate #2 "No... why?"

Roomate #1 "Girl, I found his pant donut in the living room!"

Roomate #3 "BUSTED!"

Terry (from closet) "Oooooooo!"

by OhTits November 22, 2010

Hollandaise donut

One of three true types of donut, along with maple and chocolate. Created because of a teacher's Freudian slip.

A donut shop has three kinds of donuts (maple donuts, chocolate donuts, and Hollandaise donuts). How many different orders of n donuts are possible? What if there were k kinds of donuts?

by hollandaisedonuts September 1, 2020

Polygon Donut

Polygon Donut is god and creator of the Polynomers Discord

hi @polygon donut

by WaveOfficial December 16, 2020

The Dunkin' Donut

A sexual position that is best performed in a bathroom stall. The receiving partner is bent over the toilet while the giver is positioned directly behind. At the point of climax, the giver dunks their partner's head in the toilet and gives it a flush while simultaneously pulling out and ejaculating in a circle around the anus aka the donut hole. The end result is the dunkin' donut.

Herb took some skank to the can he met at happy hour and that old dog gave her the dunkin' donut.

by Coach Mike K August 16, 2007

peach donut

a subtle way to call someone an ass hole
🍑ass🍩hole

stop being such a peach donut!

by peachdonut June 17, 2016

PA Brown Donut

A sexual act when a man or woman from Prince Albert licks the starfish of their partner during sex.

My girlfriend gave me a PA Brown Donut last night without even asking. That's so rude!

by Bigmykale June 20, 2018