motherdunkin' donuts

A phrase used when reluctantly or semi-reluctantly buying donuts from Dunkin' Donuts.

Can also be used to generally refer to Dunkin' Donuts.

"Now that my wallet's empty I hope you're happy, here's your motherdunkin' donuts!"

"Man I don't feel like motherdunkin' donuts today, but whatever."

by your real name... Ha I used it October 21, 2011

donut soup

Coffee with your bestfriend.

Hey, come over and join me for some donut soup

by Momstrosity April 19, 2020

dunkin donuts

Phenomenon that happens when you sit down on a toilet (usually public) and the bottom of your sack dips into the nasty bowl water

His nuts pulled upward as he cringed in dismay at the scrotal baptism of a dunkin donuts.

by Codfish3000 October 19, 2015

cactus donut

A stubbly rectum felt when giving anal sex.

My dick is raw from the cactus donut I had last night!

by Knasty August 30, 2016

Horse donut

An equine anus.

I stuffed that midget into a horse donut.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

Donut Buddies

Those other awesome souls you encounter when doing circles in the snow in the barren parking lot next to the old K-Mart Garden Center. They will politely wait safely along the outskirts while you take a turn, expecting the favor to be returned. All of this is communicated intuitively. When it is their turn, they will certainly try to show off and one-up you, and it continues on like this until all of the fresh powder is ruined.

KB: There's someone else here doing it too! That's hilarious.
Erotica: You guys are donut buddies!
KB (silently to herself): Yes we are...yes we are.

by artichoky January 16, 2020

donut punch

the act of punching someone in a donut shaped orifice, specifically the vagina.

"My girlfriend started bitchin' so i donut punched her!"

by B|24|\||)0Z0|2 March 21, 2005