chimps fingers

Oversized woman's nipples.

She had nipples on her like chimps fingers.

by DavidTheGit June 15, 2006

chimpanzooleek

a cross between a chimpanzee, kangaroo and a leek
also someone who epically fails

Joe:*pushes an automatic door*

Fred:your such a chimpanzooleek!

by applw October 16, 2009

chimpy nuts

a man who does not know how to attract women

why can't a good looking guy like dan get women?
because he's got chimpy nuts.

by austin mcpherson December 2, 2009

chimpken

like chicken, but better.

clayton-yo aj you want some chimpken? aj-wtf is chimpken? clayton-it’s the best thing you ever had in your life.

by gurum October 17, 2020

chimping

to hurl ones own feces (poo poo) at a person.

Me and Dave met up last night for a good chimping session. Dave sat in the bath while I hurled my fresh steaming stools at him from a considerable distance.

by overheard_2000 May 24, 2009

chimpington scrotum

a chimp with a scrotum on his forehead that rollerblades. he is found in brighton holding pink balloons and candyfloss. armed and heavily dangerous approach with caution

look at that chimpington scrotum skating around brighton WATCH OUT HE'S CUMIN FOR US!!!!!!

by Sam January 13, 2005

Chimp-pansy

An activist or bleeding-heart liberal who wholly embraces the rights of Chimpanzees, Monkeys, Apes, Gorillas, Orangutans, Baboons, Douroucoulis or other primates.

Related Words: Tree Hugger, Hippie.

Chimp-pansy: I will not rest until these animals are afforded the same rights and respect as we humans!

Lawyer: (Pulls down pants, takes a crap in own hand and flings said crap at the Chimp-pansy)

"...These chimp-huggers, or chimp-pansies ... are just trying to circumvent the evolution debate. Folk's, we've been over this. A chimp cannot be a man because man is made in God's image and chimps are made in God's chimp's image. I've said it before, God has a chimp named Bepo."

-Stephen Colbert May 8th 2007

by Tony Pags December 27, 2008