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Larry Craig 

1.) An obviously closeted homosexual Senator from Idaho

2.) A closeted Homosexual who still denies being gay after being caught red-handed doing gay things.
1.) Larry Craig, the Senator from Idaho, should just give up and admit he likes dudes.

2.) When Daniel was caught with homo-erotic drawings he drew, he went all Larry Craig and said that it was for an Art Class.
Larry Craig by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008
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Zak Craig Special 

Zak Craig Special: A filthy sex move named after a famous Infiniti G37 car forum admin loved and hated by many.
"When you and your liberal minded friends snowflakes circle jerk onto a picture of replica wheels (which are normally used in slammed camber gang car shows). The last one to ejaculate loses the competition and then must perform oral sex on the anuses of the winning participants.
A butthurt forum member was performing the Zak Craig Special and failed to finish on time so he had to eat the booty like groceries.
Zak Craig Special by stereoguy247 October 10, 2017

Jenny Craig dropout

A term to identify a fat, overweight person
Wow, look at that Jenny Craig dropout, she must weigh in at 350 pounds dripping wet!
Jenny Craig dropout by warnhubb March 23, 2008

Jonny Craig

Used to sing in Dance Gavin Dance but is now in Emarosa, which is nowhere near as good as DGD was.

Has one of the best voices out there.
I don't care if Jonny Craig is an ass or whatever, his singing is still incredible.
Jonny Craig by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

jonny craig

1: former member of the band DanceGavinDance and current member of the band Emarosa. Originally from Canada, now lives in Lexington, Kentucky. Will Not take pictures with you and will Not add you on myspace either.

2: self proclaimed dick
Axel- "Jonny the show was great! take a picture with us please, real quick!"

Jonny Craig - "Piss-off kid"(SPIT)

Rachel- "Hes amazing!"
jonny craig by rachelandaxel February 21, 2009

Crusty Craig 

When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.
I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.
Crusty Craig by Pete March 18, 2004

Larry Craig 

Jeff: Dude, I need a facial.

Jake: Dude, that's some Larry Craig shit.