Craig

Craig, he’s a big stroking nonce, who really likes the smell of mouldy cheese and pickled onions. Craig also tends to be shit at cutting hair unless especially skin fades.

Wow, craig, what a fucking tosser

by Ostrich man November 22, 2021

Craig

A 9 year old boy in a cartoon movie named South Park, wears blue and constantly holds up the middle finger towards the principled

Mr Mackey: Hey Craig, why do you always get sent to the principle office MKAY?!
Craig: Holds up middle finger
Mr mackey: Did you just do that to me Mkay?

by gayrodger69696969 April 6, 2023

Craig mann

A person who is funny and beaks everyone’s ankles and never misses a shot in basketball and steamrolls kids in rugby

Your a Craig mann

by Chicken Mann August 16, 2020

Craig Houlden

bald irish man who's friends with mark goldbridge and and loves Liverpool Football Club. had a shout at Alisson once.

Craig Houlden: "I am a btec goldbridge"

by SUPER SUPER FRANK August 25, 2021

craig duffy

To wank one’s biological father off.

Hey dad, you look stressed. Could I Craig Duffy you?

by PoliticallyCorrect May 29, 2022

Senator Craig's

Someone who sucks dick

Yo them dudes are such Senator Craig's

by Senator Craig 2 August 18, 2019

Craig

To miss an easy goal scoring opportunity by shooting significantly wide of the goal. Typically applied to football players from Hull or their supporters.

A great ball into the box from Ryan Giggs, Wayne Rooney gets onto the end of it, he takes the shot first time but he's totally Craiged it. Oh my word, he's put it in row Z.

by CaymanMNF February 19, 2024