Christopher Columbus

While sucking a bro off, you give their dick an Indian burn after wrapping an Italian food (pizza) around it. The Italian-Indian cultural fusion gives the sex act its name.

"Dude, my homie just gave me the Christopher Columbus of my life and now I gotta go to the ER for third-degree burns on my genitals"

Christopher Columbus by i do not care bruh March 13, 2022

christopher reeve 

The effect after smoking so much marijuana that you cant feel your body. Sometimes replaces the word marijuana in a sentence.

"That AK hydro got me Christopher Reeve"

"Not only did that shit get me stoned, but it got me chris reeve"

"Sell me a gram of that christopher reeve"

christopher reeve by Jacob Juelz September 16, 2006

christopher brown 

A sexy singer/songwriter who is talented in every way

That's a total christopher Brown

christopher brown by Lovely._.bitchy June 12, 2017

Christopher Ramsey 

A common misspelling of "four".

Also, (adj.) Jake Paul.

Example: Someone might type "Christopher Ramsey is alive and well" instead of "Four is alive and well".

Note: In some cultures, the adjective form of "Christopher Ramsey" has been found to pertain to Pelican Jesus, son of Pelican God in the Pelican sect of Bird Christianity. It wasn't included in the official listing because of North Korea's continual refusal to accept the existence of Bird Christianity, Toucan-sexuals, and the religion of Bom.

Adjective: Jake Paul is so Christopher Ramsey that he's basically a Christopher Ramsey Jake Paul.

Four: Oops! I accidentally typed "Christopher Ramsey is a great, cool, fun-loving person" instead of "Four is a great, cool, fun-loving person.

Christopher Ramsey by Anonymous Clammy October 3, 2017

Christopher Ponce 

A snake. You can never trust this man. He will leak any information that was told to him in confidence to anyone that asks just so he can feel important.

Dude that snake Christopher Ponce told Brittney that I farted in her salad.

Christopher Ponce by Tsaew March 7, 2019

christopher galvan 

a cute amazing guy that is good at video games and can always make your day

christopher galvan is so cool

christopher galvan by rrrrrreeeeeeeeekid January 8, 2020

christopher nguyen 

A strange but simple creature often found down the back of a sofa or in shrubbery in the garden with slugs. It is thought that if you rub its head three times with your left index finger you are instantly issued with a bowl of rose petals.

"Guess what, i found a christopher nguyen in my garden today but I accidentally stood on his face."

christopher nguyen by Thomas Of Romas October 6, 2008