chris

throws milk everywhere thinks hes black and yells rrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

chris stop fucking throwing milk

by ghost9115 March 9, 2019

chris

The gayest thing of all time

I feel like Chris today

by pedlow April 15, 2019

To chris

When one or more members of your group decides to leave early. Usually for a lame reason such as sleeping, studying, or eating.

Dang Randy, why do you have to chris us tonight? It’s only 10:30.

by Big Daddy Dolphin September 4, 2018

chris

Chris is a guy who is usually very good a basketball and will probably end up in the NBA. He's a great friend to have because he keeps it real so don't do him wrong. Tons of people thinks he's a player because he gets all the hoes, but really he just has this one girl who he won't ever let go because she tops the rest. Chris is just a all around cool guy. get you a chris.

That guy is such a chris!

by trishawhooh March 15, 2017

chris

is a slang for huge cock

like incredibly huge.

oh man I wish I had a chris in me.

by gypsy.gypsy June 25, 2008

chris

he lit fye allways fun to hang out with. girls should hit the line

the party is going to be lit if chris is there

by chrisj262 June 18, 2018

chris

The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with.

Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams!

by hermionie July 15, 2008