screwed with a capital FUCK

When one is in a situation that is so abhorrent that it couldn't possibly get any worse. The phrase "screwed with a capital S" just does not cut it when describing how horrible it is.

Person 1: Hey, man, you're twitching. What the hells wrong?

Person 2: Oh nothing, JUST MY LAPTOP CONTAINING MY 500 PAGE THESIS ON THE CURRENT GLOBAL ECONOMY CRASHED AND ITS DUE TOMORROW.. ya know, the usual shit

Person 1: Wow.. that sucks, dude.

Person 2: I know. Im screwed with a capital FUCK!!!

by xx<3Katie<3xx December 23, 2009

Captain Fuck Yes

The guy who's always way too excited about everything.

Danson: "Hey Ted, do you have any cardboard boxes?"
Ted (Captain Fuck Yes): "FUCK YES!"

Danson: "Hey, do you want a Mountain Dew?"
Ted (Captain Fuck Yes): "FUCK YES! EXTREME!!!"

Danson: "Have you seen Ted? Captain Fuck Yes kicked down my door the other day, yelled, 'EXTREME' and ran away."

by Captain Hell No October 5, 2010

Captain Checkdown

Trent Edwards, QB Buffalo Bills. The phrase used to describe Trent Edwards, the QB of the NFL's Buffalo Bills. The NFL quarterback who historically throws most of his passes under ten yards.

This phrase can also be used to describe any QB who tends to throw the majority of his passes under ten yards.

Lee Evans and TO were open down field all day and of course Captain Checkdown didn't throw to them once.

by izzman October 4, 2009

captain jack sparrow

The classiest pirate out there and the baddest bad ass you've ever come across. While being completely insane, he's got the looks, the charm and his own ship... not to mention dreads and gold teeth. What more could you possibly ask for??? Oh, a great personality? Yeah, he's got that too.

"But why is the rum gone?!"

All hail Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!

by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008

Captain Jack

A Billy Joel song which is old but can still touch teens today. It's about struggle and bad luck, but the music with the lyrics is pretty well done. It will make you laugh but maybe also cry...

"Your sister's gone out, she's on a date... but you just sit at home, and masturbate..."

by GO KNIGHTS April 8, 2005

captain slow

nickname given to James May of Top Gear on BBC. he earned the title through losing almost all competitions held between the three hosts of the show and for his generally slow driving style.

"Sorry were so slow. James May is driving."- jeremy clarkson
"We've got captain slow behind the wheel of a diesel towing a caravan."- jeremy clarkson
"I really enjoy this speed. And I'm captain slow."- james may

by |STRYKER| August 24, 2006

Captain Save a Ho

The expression, "Captian Save a Ho," is one coined and used by sex-workers, especially strippers, to designate the man who often comes into the club and, although he buys dances and utilizes dancers' services, he is constantly trying to "save" them, although they never asked for such an intervention. His methods are always underhanded and suspicious, because he at once asks dancers, "Why are you in this business? You could so so much more. You could be somebody," while at the same time buying dance after dance and coming in night after night to enjoy their work. This type of customer is the least favorite amongst exotic dancers because his intrusive questions and holier-than-thou attitude is not at all welcomed by hard-working women who find it to be very condescending, patronizing, and hypocritical.

"Captain Save a Ho" walks in and buys a lap dance and while the dancer is grinding him and he is getting aroused and falling in love, he chooses to ignore the work atmosphere and professional boundaries that go unsaid in the clubs, he interrupts his dirty talking to offer salvation, never in any substantial form, but, rather, a condescending declaration that she could do so much better, assuming that she is a victim and not a strong woman who has chosen this career. The intelligent dancer knows this is just a front for the man to try to get her to go home with him to enjoy her services for free and to control her life.

by davkadeergirl February 22, 2011