When you are moping to anyone who will listen to you; hungry for sympathy, having a self-indulgent pity party.
by BonnieParker November 15, 2017

by omgtoast332 August 15, 2011

by jacque b. July 20, 2008

MAN CRY - WHEN YOU ARE WATCHING A CERTAIN PART OF A MOVIE OR SOMETHING EMOTIONAL HAPPENS IN YOUR LIFE AND YOU SHED TEARS - IT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A GIRL BUT YOU CAN'T HELP IT
HE - trying to cover a sniffling sound - wet stuff out of eye sockets - his man cry
SHE - honey, are you crying?
HE - I GOT SOMETHING STUCK IN MY EYE
SHE - honey, are you crying?
HE - I GOT SOMETHING STUCK IN MY EYE
by BUFFALOKILL March 19, 2011

Does not have the skills to pay the bills & has to resort to playing the "crying face" for sympathy.
by MesterSnatcher December 9, 2008

The utterance that occurs after a man pulls his penis out of a woman during intercourse and jams it into her anus, causin her to squeal like a dolphin.
by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

