Satan's Butthole

An incredibly early time of the morning when nobody wants to be awake but has to be for some reason or another.

Often accompanied with the added words "crack of".

Dan: "Are you leaving early?"
Max: "Yea, man, like the crack of Satan's Butthole'.

by Sassperilla July 28, 2022

butthole ditch

A girl who has a small ass but a huge butthole

Derick: yo did you hear Katie has a butthole ditch
Rick: really how wide
Derick: nine fingers

by Old willy stroker August 31, 2017

Butthole gravy

The brown watery sweat that builds up on ones butthole on a hot day.

Dude it's so hot out, my butthole gravy is definitely going to stain my drawers.

by Huge hammer69 May 17, 2019

Butthole fission

When you split your asshole like a plutonium atom

"The energy of the future is butthole fission"

by U.S.S Pussy Destroyer December 06, 2016

butthole punch

(verb) To punch one's butthole.

Stop doing that or I will butthole punch you.

by bingbongcamshaft January 23, 2016

Sneaky Butthole

Someone whose questionable actions cause you to learn an important lesson and then they pretend it was their plan to enlighten you all along.

(South Park) While Stan's ploy to distract others from his own dishonesty inadvertently led to people taking up a positive cause, his "that was really my plan all along" attitude cemented his reputation as a Sneaky Butthole.

(Arrested Development) George Senior's use of Sneaky Butthole tactics to teach his children life lessons may have traumatized them, but they sure didn't forget to leave a note on the fridge again. Ever.

by JohnnyApocalypse July 18, 2013

pitmaster butthole

When you spend a hot day in front of a grill, cooking food for friends, family or a large social gathering, and end up with a top tier case of smoked swamp ass

“I spent all day in front of this damn grill, cooking for my family reunion, and now I have a serious case of pitmaster butthole”

by Dirty litter box October 22, 2017