What brand is your microwave?

A question guys ask girls over text when the conversation is drying out.

boy: "that's crazyy"
girl: "ikr"
boy" so uh what brand is your microwave?"

by alextheog March 12, 2025

Smuckers Brand Luber

The act of putting smuckers brand goober paste into your sex partners vagina and using it as lubricant.

alexis: what if we made out with smuckers brand goober
ham: YO THATS WHAT I SAID
alexis: im horny as fuhhhh what if i lubed myself with smuckers brand goober
ham: on some urban dictionary shit call it smuckers brand luber

by hammydoopie November 8, 2022

Summit Brands

your source for highly effective, sustainable and innovative household cleaning products with guaranteed results.

Fort Wayne-based Summit Brands is adding to its portfolio of laundry products. The company, which markets and distributes household cleaning products, has acquired the Zout and Fels-Naptha brands from Germany-based chemical company Henkel, though financial terms are not being disclosed.

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

Brand Purgatory

The inability to create any meaningful effort at creating a brand - despite brand creation being a company's only hope at success - leaving the brand floating in the ether. Not making progress, not making mistakes. Just existing in a space that humans cannot see.

Bob hasn't done a thing for that company, idk how he hopes to make it. He's just floating around in brand purgatory, hoping for a miracle.

by Startup Street May 18, 2025

double branding

Double branding is when Izzy Perry and some other sluts (including Phoebe Densombe) and Mia Cronin kick boys in the nuts for wearing different type of brands at the same time except Phoebe Densombe she is just a gold digger who makes up shit and wants presents all the time

"Your double branding nuts or a slap"

"Shit"

by The savage boy January 4, 2018

Brande

One who will give you her last penny, the shirt off her back, and a smile. She loves big and is loved by her girl.

Brande is a giver not a taker.

by anonymous July 17, 2023

Store brand

The superior brand choice for the enlightened masses. These enlightened individuals realize that name brands and store brands are literally one and the same. The only difference is that you're paying more for the label on the can, and only suckers and conformists fall for that. Organic brands, however, trump both store and name brands. Mainly self-actualized people buy organic brands.

In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands

Some dude: *buys name-brand chips*
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 28, 2022