Bender

The act of having a severe bend at the ankles while playing hockey. Usually developed after years of being dangled or at the beginning of a hockey career. Can be aided by ankle tape but no definite cure.
Look at Jared Boudreau his ankles are practically kissing the ice. What a Bender!!!
by Bender On Ice November 11, 2015
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Anal-bender

A slur to call a gay man who is annoying, being too much or causing trouble.
Gay man: "Are you mad that I talk to more girls than you?"
Me: "Shut up anal-bender."
by anonymous February 01, 2022
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Bender

The act of being the opposite to straight.

Aka: loving the same gender as your gender
“Sam from down the road is the biggest bender I have ever seen”
by Shhhh u nerd July 11, 2021
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dookie bender

When you have diarrhea and every time you get up to leave the bathroom, more poop squirts out and you have to sit back down.
Bro, I ate 10 bags of hot Cheetos last night and I've been on a dookie bender all day.
by Brodown August 09, 2020
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fender bender week

A fender bender typically refers to a minor car crash on a bend. A bender is a streak of alcohol or drug use. Fender bender week is a minor crash of daily alcohol consumption with the alcohol starting with the day of the week typically in the last week before a holiday.
friend 1: why are you drinking, its a work night?
friend 2: its tequila Tuesday!!

friend 1: tequila what?
friend 2: fender bender week!! the holidays start next week.
by alcoholic 987 June 20, 2023
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Bender neutral

A heterosexual person who has no interest whatever in LGBT matters
I am entirely bender neutral when it comes to matters of LGBT concern.
by Monoculi February 13, 2023
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Bender

To drink an excessive amount / “be bent” , without sleeping for over 24 hours.
Preferably 5-6 days.

- If you tell or flaunt about being on a bender you are automatically so so so so so lonely and need to consider death
1 - “Oi Bree you stupid cunt let’s go onna bender”

2 - “Bro that bender last weekend fucked me up”
by YaDaddysCum January 27, 2019
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