You've been danked!

The term refers to a person's failed attempt to prank someone through a practical joke. Pulling off a world class prank requires a multitude of tactics, precise execution with the use of clever tricks. When the prankster fails to assess the prank subjectively, the prankee will become an unwitting but willing party to the so called failed prank or outwit the

prankster.

Jessica's jaw was painfully popping and clicking, angrily spitting on his penis, a demonic woe of moisturizing his chaffing penis. Vigorously stroking his shaft did trigger an orgasm but no signs of an imminent ejaculation.Pretending to be shocked by his ejaculatory drought, Jose poked a bendable straw into his urethra and told Jessica to sip up
whatever she could from his semi erect penis.
As she slurped up his laughing teardrops, Jose admitted to jerking 20 times. Jessica said "obviously you didn't

the email I sent you stating that I've been cheating on you."

YOU'VE BEEN DANKED

Reduce your masturbation
castration an ideal fixation
frustration at the gas station
narration your only salvation
You've been danked!

Hilt won't get a thing
straining words you sing
spat and muttered
what is it you splattered?
You've been danked!

Her lips turned blue
head dug in there too!
a conduit in a hole
flagging a troll?
You've been danked!

A bakers cart
cakes made you chart
proceed to yank
you shank at prank
You've been danked!

Deliver your meat
warming your seats
period of deficiency
a drought severity
You've been danked!

Natural disasters impacts
inability to extract
strong vast sea
wishing flow to be
You've been danked!

Oceans roll no more?
to score a man of yore
oceans brine, no lifeline
You've been danked!

Prankee outwitted prankster
Where you from gangsta?
Clasped her, clasp this
ROFLMAO, I'm in bliss.
You've been danked!

by You've been danked! June 2, 2018

been around the world

Promiscuous to the most extreme degree imaginable. Much worse than been around the block and the subsequently stronger been around town and been around the country.

Person 1: That slut hasn't just been around the block; she's fucking been around the world!

Person 2: And with all the STDs she must be carrying, it's no surprise she still can't find her baby!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel April 13, 2023

The President has been shot

When somebody takes such a massive toke that as soon as they exhale they cough with such force that they knock themselves flat on their ass.(Usually happens with the RGB)

B1: I'm going for another hit B2.
B2: Right'o B1.
B1: *coughs* Sweet Jesus my ass...
B2: The President has been shot!
B1:......Shut the fuck up!

by AssPounderMKII October 19, 2008

Been Gnomed

If you are born between 1 January and 31 December.
YOU HAVE BEEN GNOMED

My friend is a gnome
another friend says you have been gnomed because you are a gnome

by GamerGnome March 9, 2022

You’ve been JHed

A person you were once dating before they went to jh ranch but they have now broken up with you because you are not a fatso.

I had a girlfriend but I jhed her-Angelo (insert lie)
You’ve been JHed

by Broebfn August 3, 2022

You Should've Been There

A shitty way to prevent embarrassment from telling a story horribly and getting a poor reaction. Usually aggravates the hell out of me.

"And then he goes to motorboat her-Ya know what, you should've been there!"

by WellFuckMyAss May 18, 2017

When your definition was created yesterday and still hasn't been reviewed so it isn't published

Happened to me, like has anyone else had this problem?

I created 3 definitions yesterday and none of them are on the website yet...

I am so disappointed.

When your definition was created yesterday and still hasn't been reviewed so it isn't published

by Poopz💩 October 1, 2022