bakers gazillion

A number between 7 and 14. Used when a gazillion just isn't enough.

I had a gazillion things to do today and you added one more, making it an even bakers gazillion.

by eviljoy January 23, 2010

The Dusty Baker

While getting head, grab the back of her hair as you are about to cum and blow on their face. While doing so simultaneously, grab a handful of baking powder and Antique a hoe.

Bitch got the dusty baker

by GSOBRO January 21, 2011

Baker Bad

When shit goes bad, not once, not twice but every time a specific person is around.

Jamie was there when the car exploded, but wait jamie was there when the dog bit fred's nose off, and he was also there when the gas line exploded and everyone was killed: But Jamie. Yes jamie, that was Baker Bad

by Fade Hazben October 12, 2010

baker smerk

undefinable, but priceless

maybe a slight curl of the lips

Cheech: (insert joke here)
Baker: (the baker smerk)

by capam713 May 14, 2011

Kevin Baker

An American novelist and journalist.

Kevin Baker's middle book of the City of Fire trilogy, Paradise Alley, was the best of the three.

by rew1572 May 11, 2010

kick the baker

to snort cocaine (inhale through the nose), smoke it in a pipe or smoke crack cocaine (purer version)

sally may higgins: are you gunna kick the baker???

frank: ...yeh

sally may higgins: nicce, give me some of that shit.

by armanlickedoutannabel..what?! February 12, 2009

Sergeant Baker

A botched taper or fade haircut that looks like a military-style buzz cut.

Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.

Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.

Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.

Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.

by Vepa H May 31, 2013