Ant Parachutes

The undigested, leftover kernels of corn in your shit.

“Hey, Cletus, did y’all see the ant parachutes from my upper decker?”

by Kackmaster July 24, 2022

Ant-fight

A fight between co-workers.

EX: My co-workers Jim and Johnathan got into a huge ant-fight at work.

by sapphonaut October 3, 2017

Ant's on a vaganus

When a transgender women is feeling sexually aroused and wants one of the simpler things in life, such as a snack food we all had as a child. Ant's on a log comes to mind. Said women takes a generous serving of cheese whiz and spreads it from her anus all the way up to her bonus hole area (with a spatula). And then aquires raisin to sprinkle from above to the vaganus log. If left for too long, ant's will permit from the premise.

Carl walks into his home one day. His wife is sitting there, transgenderly and all. Ant's on a vaganus, spread out ready to eat.

by David Cuntsuki July 6, 2023

Ant

The marvelous glorious superior distinguished noble the one and only undeniable universal wise one of a kind king

Ant is my marvelous glorious superior distinguished noble the one and only undeniable universal wise one of a kind king.

by Ant’s Fanboy January 7, 2024

ant moment

overthinking😭🙏

bru i just had an ant moment wth

by ohnahbrudda April 9, 2023

ant gc

The best gc ever made , est. 09/06/20 , consisting of many people , including lara , sage , lins ect.

Person 1 : Omg did you hear about this amazing groupchat?

Person 2: You mean the ant gc?

by EricEffiong February 10, 2021

Dead Ant

A synonym for dead turtle. Can also be used to describe a triggered/salty person after they deny being triggered/salty.

Person 1: “I’m not triggered tho what makes u think that it’s a simple question.”
Person 2: “You’re such a dead ant.”

by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017