When you claim to be working from home but do almost absolutely anything to skive off from doing any actual paid work; feel guilty about it, but continue to seek social affirmation rather than simply start working.
"Oh bo! I Abby-ed soo hard yesterday that ended up organizing and itemizing my nick-knack and lose cable draw."
by The Observant Interloper August 01, 2023
Me:"Hey abby what is the answer t-"
Abby Palmer: "OHMYGOD LOOK I DREW AUSTIN CARLILE AND MATT SMITH CUDDLING ON A BED AFTER THEY HAD WILD DRUNKEN SEX!"
Me: O.o
Abby Palmer: "OHMYGOD LOOK I DREW AUSTIN CARLILE AND MATT SMITH CUDDLING ON A BED AFTER THEY HAD WILD DRUNKEN SEX!"
Me: O.o
by UNITEDHORAN January 21, 2014
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by Bad_anboujie.876 January 27, 2022
the most beautiful, cute, adorable girl i have ever met. shes super nice, kind and caring. shes always smiling, always happy and laughing, but on the inside i think shes broken. shes very insecure about herself, she thinks she ugly and fat she turns down every compliment, doesnt like hugs even though ours were amazing. she makes everyones day and always looks out for people before herself. there have been so many times she could have left me but she hasnt, shes still the best friend i could ever ask for. her eyes are green and i love staring into them. her smile is the thing i wake up to see everyday, she is the reason i try and wake myself up everymorning. her voice is the thing i want to fall asleep to everynight, abby gives everyones life a bit of light. she pulled me out of my darkest times and is the first person to care for me so much, i would do anything to keep her safe in my arms, to keep her warm everynight, to kiss her forehead and make sure she sleeps well. shes the girl ive dreamed of all my life and im so grateful ive finally met her. even if we stay as friends in the end, the feelings ive got for her, the love, will never disappear. she needs to know she is perfect in everyway, and that i would do anything to see her happy. when she told me she was broken, that broke me more than i already was. i know youre reading this now, it might hit hard it might not. just know everynight im sitting here til 4am thinking of a future with you. i love you abby, i really do.
me: hey short stuff
abby rogers: hey cunt ( cum shoe, piss jeans, piss jacket, twat, dickhead ect. )
abby rogers: hey cunt ( cum shoe, piss jeans, piss jacket, twat, dickhead ect. )
by your local holy keigan November 05, 2020
A laid back girl who loves to be with friends and laugh . Her smile can light up any room and can outshine the sun with her intelligence and talent. She constantly overworks herself and does have a hard time communicating, however if you truly know her she will love and accept you for who you are. She’s short, brown haired, and adorable. She does have a hard time letting go of certain people but she never forgets her roots. She loves music and to dance and just be herself. Anyone would be lucky to have her. She’s just an amazing person.
“Oh my gosh that’s definitely an Abby Matos”
by Arrow2021 November 11, 2018