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E-Tard

E-Tard noun "E" coming from the word Electronic and "Tard" from the word Retard.

Originated from the term "B-Tard" being any and all who visit the random board on 4chan. Also from the heavily used trend of putting "E" in front of words to make them seem cool and hip during the "DotCOM" boom of the late 90's to early 2000's.
P_Stone: Tyler stop being an E-Tard

Tyler: Well it takes one to know one *laughs ironically*
by P_Stone July 17, 2016
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Tard Tee

Tee shirts that have stupid messages or pictures on them that really say look at me I'm retarded. Any tee shirt where the wearer is trying to project a false image. Concert Tees ,I kicked cancer's ass, or East Omaha America's Asshole are OK as long as they apply to the wearer's experience, if not they are just plain retarded.
That's a real tard tee shirley's got on. Yeah but with tits like that who even notices the message.
by benth May 4, 2008
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Tard Whisperer

Someone who attracts losers and retards and makes them feel special so they fall in love with them.

AKA Amy.
He followed her around the casino like a shadow because she was too nice to him and she is a Tard Whisperer.
by I.Hate.You.- December 27, 2010
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Tard tango

When playing call of duty: a duel where two players miss their knife lunges and circle each other whilst spamming their knife buttons.
Jimmy and Timmy were locked in a Tard tango yesterday.
by jormungard February 24, 2011
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Tard-Head

1. Someone with autism that thinks it’s an excuse to act like a dickhead. This actually happens more often than you think, for 2 reasons: it being common to simply not understand much social cues, or because it heavily was (and still is, albeit to a lesser extent) associated with having a lower iq, with 40% of autistic people actually having intellectual disability.
Godlys, you’re a tard-head, man you’re a jackass.
by Godlys June 10, 2023
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Tard Skip

This is a life-hack, in which a messed up person will act like they have a disability in order to skip long lines. It is best used at theme parks when it’s a busy day, and you have a medium to large group of people who want to get to the front. In order to get the full effect, the person should never be out of character
Bailey:I just rode the new roller coaster and only had to wait 2 minutes!
Andrew: No way, I had to wait 10 hours.
Bailey: My cousin just used a tard skip, and they let us right on
by DAB#2 June 15, 2019
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Tard Tax

Tard Tax: An official tax on "retards". A retard shall defined as A) a person who acts retarded and jackass like. B) a person lacking logical and critical thinking to come to a logical conclusion. C) One who lacks the ability to examine ALL the facts in front of them and realise they have been lied to.

Self explanatory....The more of a tard a person is the more tax shall be imposed on them.
1) "Hey guess what??...Congress thinks the American people are not awake and may impose a tard tax on them".

2) "Ladies and gentlemen of the Senate and House...since the American people are asleep and we can basically rape and plunder, how much of a tard tax shall we impose on the American people??"
by rkmalone July 24, 2010
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