Ken

A sexy little baby.

Hey look, it's Ken! *Drops dead from excessive penile bloodflow.*

by mandruffHead April 8, 2023

Ken

The name of the daddy long legs spider that was originally found by Hakos Baelz.

He then disappeared and another spider showed up, getting the name Ken Junior. But Ken Jr. also disappeared before another spider showed up.

So, Ken is synonymous to a spider you can find in your house

Ey, Ken! Hey buddy?

Where did Ken go?

AAAAAAAAAA there's a Ken in my ceiling!

by ka-tan May 1, 2023

Ken Masters

Complete homosexual.

That’s surprising, didn’t realize He was Ken Masters.

by Iroquoi Pliskin November 22, 2018

Ken

Ken is an asian man hiding in your closet that only comes out at night. He is only there because his boss put him up to kill you and your family. He knows everything about you because he has been watching you for many months, he even knows your twitter password!

You: wth theres someone hiding in my closet
Mom: its Ken!!
You: oh honey no

by durpshat8> December 10, 2018

KEN

A Wimpy little annoying bitch, he probably played baseball in highschool and still brings it up years later. 40 years old and still plays softball. Most likely bald.

Ken is being Ken again.

by Jacobrune December 12, 2018

Ken

Verb - To know something.

Typically used in the East of Scotland around Edinburgh. Glaswegians tend to take the piss out of it and rarely use it. Preferring something along the lines of “know what I mean” or “know what I’m sayin”.

Aye, ah ken - Yes, I know
Ken wit ah mean. - Know what I mean
D’je ken sumthin - Do you know something

by Thatlassiefaeedinburgh December 13, 2018

Adam huss/ken

Adam huss also known as ken is inlove with a girl named celin but her sister alin is inlove with this boy ken can’t stand alin he hates her guts but what can he do he’s alins brother in law

Adam huss/ken is so madly inlove with celin

by Kskansbsjja January 4, 2019