Dusty Router

When an IT professional has sex with someone more than twice their age while performing their official duties.

"Yeah, Todd helped old lady Thatcher on the seventh floor with her new login and gave her the dusty router right in her office!"

"Door open?"

"You know it."

by Positive Control February 26, 2018

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Dusty Backpacker

Dry anal. The receiving partner stands while the giving partner sits on a table or high chair behind them. The giving partner wraps their legs and arms around the receiver, who then steps forward and carries them like a hiking pack. Penetration ensues.

Popular among feminists and power bottoms.

"I gave Jill a dusty backpacker last night. We ran out of lube but she's been doing squats lately so it turned out alright, dude."

by PizzzaDadddy February 26, 2018

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Dusty Snowblower

When you're outside enjoying a nice, cold, winter wonderland blowjob, you're about to blow your load and she rears back and closes her eyes to receive her facial, when suddenly she receives the worst white wash of her life and you bury her in the snow (add some dirt). After this, you run back to the car/truck (or house), lock the doors, and blow your load inside (got to finish it out!).

Dude, she was not happy about receiving a Dusty Snowblower the other day, but it brought tremendous joy to my life.

by BRICKLINGUY March 1, 2018

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