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Callum Newberry

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man

Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Callum newberry needs ton pass his peepee.
by yeet mcgee/daddy February 15, 2019
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Ellie loves Callum more

When a girl called ellie loves someone called Callum more then he does.
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Callum

Callum is a great guy to be friends with. He's nicknamed 'small' but is actually small. Overall you should be lucky to be friends with him as he will be your friend forever. He's also a sweaty boi.
Me: Honestly I'm really lucky to have met Callum
Long lank: Ikr he's such a nice kid
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Callum

A derogatory term normally used by people of high intellect and/or high social status. This term is utilised by prosperous people to depict a white male who carries out vicious attacks on racial minorities especially ones whose name begin with the letter ‘R’.
“Did you hear about the delinquency that was enacted down the road towards a short negroid?”
-“Affirmative, the imbecile who carried out that hooliganism is a real callum!”
by Lord Ohwontoohofor June 8, 2018
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Callum Edens

Mild rectal itch characterised by an intense feeling of foreboding.
I've got a big Callum Edens coming on.
by Obidexterous May 30, 2011
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The Callum fallicy

The act of getting zero pussy and only going for your friend's Ex's
I know you get zero pussy but You really need to stop hitting up my ex, what you're doing is the Callum Fallicy
by Barterzac June 23, 2021
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callum summerbee

Oh queens said we've got to play him at the back oh oh words can't describe when we see him in the blue and white he's head is big he only scores when he's wearing his wig that's why we sing this song for the callum from mars
i'm from outer space callum summerbee
by rumpleatiltskin29101 August 26, 2017
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