Tom Waits

An artist that writes great songs that are covered by artists like the Eagles and Rod Stewart, yet still remains in the background of mainstream music.

see Tommy the Cat

My favorite Tom Waits album is Bone Machine.

by JohnnyT October 10, 2004

tom felton

tom felton is the most sexiest man alive

sexiest man alive : tom felton

by ialwaysspeakthetrutg February 7, 2021

Tom Parish

Bag fumbling homie, can't secure bags.

Ted: Tom Parish, go secure the bag.
Tom: I'm afraid I can't. I am a bag fumbler.

by therealslimtomsdad April 4, 2022

Tom-Bolla

An invisible man that follows you around and is only dangerous if you remember that he exists. His name derives from when I mentioned a tombola randomly and someone asked "Who's Tom bola?" which was soon converted into the Tom-Bolla or 'Tom Bolla' name form. The fact that he is invisible implies his lack of clothing. If Tom-Bolla wears clothes you can see him.

Did you just hear a Tom-Bolla trap go off?

by Venion October 23, 2007

Bad Tom

The character "Tom" from "Tom and Jerry" except he's been angry. Summoned by Sanees and the parodied song Mogolovonio, more effective than Gaster Blasters, and much willing to scream at you so loudly and powerfully that the frequencies generate an incinerating beam capable of obliterating anything before it.

Sanees: DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A BAD TOM?
Sr. Pelo: no
Bad Tom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Lightwalker360 February 18, 2020

Tom and Lydia

A pseudonym for when a couple are totally messed up, particularly when the female is a psycho, bunny boiling, condom piercing, friend banning. Chances are she will kill him and leave him in a shallow grave in the woods.

See also pussy whipped!

What's up with Jeff?
Ah he's in a new relationship, and it's all a bit tom and Lydia!
Poor lad

by Monkeymann07 December 14, 2014

Tom Ashton

Tom Ashton is a Pigeon. Retired Youtuber (3rd time retiring) and now a professional Fortnite streamer. He is fat and his sister is fit. Has a large, throbbing, sensitive cherry on the end of his knob. He likes to fiddle with Max Leach, and is the first professional pigeon Fortnite player, who hasn't been delivering on the big stage. He likes to punch monitors and his sister has an egg head.

BENB - "HAVE YOU SEEN TOM ASHTON RAGE AT FORTNITE!?"
Nick Hurrell - "yeh big fan, would turn gay for him, however i already am"

by fatobesemale August 6, 2018