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how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves
person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?
by personman334 September 11, 2023
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National dress up as bf/gf day

August 5th is national dress up as your bf/gf day so dress up as your romantic partner
It's National dress up as bf/gf day so dress of as your bf or gf
by Yourmomsjuicypussy September 25, 2022
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the dress is dressing

Doing what it's supposed to do. Looking good
She is wearing that dress. The dress is dressing.
by anonymous March 21, 2025
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School Dress Code

Girl 1:I hate school dress codes.
Girl 2:I know right?
Guy:What are you guys talking about?
by Hatchdrk May 28, 2023
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well put me in a dress and call me susie

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf
by raybeez February 10, 2022
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Shark in a dress

This was created by the same guy who created the urban dictionary and this was more or less a kinda sign… you for some reason wanted to come and see this even though. You know what it means. It means a dancing shark creepily upside down now…. I don’t know why but I just made that stupidity up myself in like 10 seconds but don’t EVER and I mean EVER search A search bar who is sick
I’m a shark In a dress

Your a creep?
by The dancing nugget July 22, 2022
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National Dress Like a Slut Day

An American holiday that occurs on or around Halloween during which women get tarted up and dress as slutty nurses, slutty cops, slutty superheroes, slutty schoolgirls, slutty cats, slutty cowgirls, slutty cheerleaders, etc.
For National Dress Like a Slut Day, my girl wore a pointy hat and a black bikini with her tits and ass hanging out and said it was a witch costume.
by JazmanTestifyin May 21, 2024
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