meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

gay meat

Dick

Bro:"are you looking at gay meat"
Other Bro:"no I'm straight"

by yeat-meat September 3, 2018

Curing Meat

When you sweat enough that your balls get salty, drying them out and making them feel like sandpaper between your legs, similar to how meat was preserved in olden times.

I didn't shower after working out earlier, I'm curing meat like a goddamned pioneer over here!

by Alaskan cock basket June 4, 2017

Meat in your mouth

Unable to speak the truth, always lying

Why do you have so much meat in your mouth? You are not supposed to lie to teachers.

by Godseeker March 28, 2024

Meat girdle

Very long labias on women’s vulvas. People with “outie” coochies where their inner lips protrude past their outer lips. Also known as meat flaps or roast beef.

“Do you have an innie or outie?”
“An outie, I have such a meat girdle”

by wanderingmermaid May 2, 2022

two meat slapping

The penis and the vagina or even a man’s anus doing the thing together. Feeling sexually aroused

I heard two meat slapping against each other!

by hornyfujoshi February 16, 2021

Meat Beater

One that beats a man's meat, AKA his Penis.

" She is is omega Meat Beater, man."

by MeatBeater69420 December 4, 2020