the rock

The man who made you call every pet rock you ever owned "Dwayne Johnson"

person 1: I named my rock sam what you gonna call yours

person 2: DWAYNE JOHNSON!!!! the rock

by Aqua man drowns in endgame June 5, 2019

Chamberlin Rock

A giant boulder made of glacial granite that weighed between 42 and 70 tons, which was removed from University of Wisconsin-Madison campus after a bunch of moron college students discovered an article about it from 1925 where it was referred to one time as a 'N****rhead'. They then spent $50,000 to remove the rock from the campus because they thought it was a symbol of hatred towards black people, even though it wasn't, because obviously its a damn rock that cannot do anything. So instead of using the 50 grand to help homeless people or fund scholarships for BIPOC students, they decided to waste it to move a rock a few miles away that was already there long before humans even walked on that land.

Ben Shapiro: "A rock that students call a symbol of racism has been removed from campus...50 thousand dollars..to remove a 42 ton boulder... its a ROCK."
Spongebob: "Its not just a boulder...its a Chamberlin rock *cries*"

by SmokeWeedEveryday123 December 1, 2021

rock-pee

The water that drips from the cave ceiling that is most definitely not the pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that is impossible.

(originated from jimmy's brain in the MrBeast video "7 Days Stranded In A Cave")

Jimmy: These rocks trap the heat here and block the pee from the rocks above.
Mack: It's not pee.
Jimmy: What do I call it?
Mack: I don't know, maybe rain or something.
Jimmy: But it's not rain. It's rock. Hey, point it up, do you see clouds? No. You see rocks. It's not rain.
Karl: Rock-pee.
Jimmy: Rock-pee.
Mack: Rock-pee, fine.
Jimmy: All right, it's rock-pee.

by Cry Liberals August 17, 2024

Go Skip Rocks

Go Skip Rocks- is code for going out and doing drugs. Any drug works but rocks originally means smoking weed, as in getting stoned; hence the rocks.

"Hey man, wanna go Skip Rocks?"
"Sure man, that sounds lit"

by AerotoZero October 24, 2016

School of Rock

A really underrated movie with rock and laughs. Bro this movie is so good watch it😭😭

AND THE LEGEND OF THE RENT
WAS WAY HARDCORE
I wish i was in the school of rock :’((

by mikan.tsumikii June 22, 2021

Rocks The Grouper

Person, Place, Thing or Idea that is awesome, maybe the best thing ever. Describes something that is extremely cool, such as music, people, gadgets, etc.

Man, have you heard the new Dream Theater CD? Man, it Rocks The Grouper!

by drspellgood November 18, 2009

rock

Leroy lins dick

Look at how rock hard that dick is

by Gooberino September 12, 2022