National under age drinking day

A under age person gets drunk on alcohol

It’s National under age drinking day

by Z_B2trappy August 1, 2022

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National Grab some Ass Day

On this day October 2nd of every year you shall slap, grab, touch, stroke, any 2 girls booty. This is a day that will be looked forwarded to and missed. If you go over the limit you shall be disqualified for the rest of your life from this national holiday

It’s National Grab some ass Day so let’s slap some booty.

by Jdonkeydick October 2, 2018

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National abuse short people day

(June 12th) Any type of abuse being used against short people

Person: Guess what?
Short person: What?
Person: June 12th, National abuse short people day >:)

by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020

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National Send Nudes Day 3

This day occurs two days after the original National Send Nudes Day, on April 18th. This day is special because it occurs on April 20th, or commonly referred to as 4/20.

Guy #1: Shit bro! I completely forgot to send my girlfriend nudes two days ago!
Guy #2: Damn! Well today is 4/20, so you can blaze it up and send nudes today since its National Send Nudes Day 3.
Guy #1: Wow! What a great idea.

by TTG April 19, 2020

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National fuck your bsf day

On March 17 u MUST fuck ur bsf of the opposite gender, this can lead u to fuck daily after that day

hi bsf it’s national fuck ur bsf day u wanna fuck?
hell yeah I wanna fuck lets go

*have sex and continue to have sex after that day*
National fuck your bsf day

by yeezius March 13, 2021

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