Cats

EVIL LITTLE BEAST WITH NIJA INSTICTS AND WATCH U POOP BUT GO UWU

Cats go:UWU
me: ;-;

Also me: why are you so damn cute

by UwU QUEEEEEN June 27, 2020

Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss)

When someone’s cat is so unbelievably fat, it not only breaks the bounds of what “Fat Cat” is in its entirety, while also attracting the attention of nearby pedestrians, who, mind you, are viewing it straight through the panties. Known to be very vivid, defined, wet, and even dripping in some of the most exquisite recorded individuals.

“Yo bro… I can’t believe it… I saw a case of Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss) for the FIRST time today! It was so damn invigorating, got me hard as a roc!”

by Professorial_Goose_2001 July 4, 2025

Engine Cat

A purring cat.

"Guys look! My cat is purring, he's a little engine cat!"

by DarlingMichi July 26, 2022

Hoss-Cat

A large woman; especially one who wears tight clothing while being large

That cheerleader is a hoss-cat.

by The_Mike_Honcho May 25, 2024

cat sex

This is the action of 2 masculine male cats having intense anal sexual intercourse.

me: "Hey dude, wanna have cat sex again"
fbi: "No thanks, my Ass hurts from before!"

by eonisdaddy September 1, 2021

Cat

Cat:
A cat is a mammal with soft fur who likes milk and may scratch so be careful the can be harmful if they don't receive milk.

whoa look at that black cat... better not cross paths with it!

by donkeygetoutofmaswamp November 12, 2018

Felix the Cat

Once popular cartoon character that is now know for a vinesauce meme involving Joel getting jumpscared by the game over screen of a bootleg Genesis port of his game and suffering from severe copyright cancer that has seemingly prevented anything new from the franchise being directly made since 2004. Also got renewed interest due to his 90s series "The Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat" being very memeable. In addition the original b&w shorts plus the Van Bueren ones being public domain now. It's a surprisingly deep rabbithole too, but Felix the Cat is like the F-Zero of animation now.

Guy 1: Remember Felix the Cat?
Guy 2: Yeah, he went to get milk and never came back.

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 22, 2025