Do me a swirl

Doing a favor for someone

"Hey, could you do me a swirl and clean up after yourself if you are going to trim your pubic hair over the sink?"

by IdeaThief October 27, 2017

kiss him not me

A manga that recently became an anime. A definition of it? This is so perfect and will never happen to your lives, fujoshis.

I read "Kiss him not me" last month and now I'm crying in a pile of yaoi merchandise.

by Thatbakayoulove May 22, 2017

shuffle me good

when u shuffle a deck of cards well for someone else duh..... stop thinking sexually you pervert

can you shuffle me good?

Of course I can!

by buddyluv11 May 24, 2017

excuuuuuuuuuse me, princess

The most used phrase in the low budget Zelda cartoon of the 80's.

Zelda (falls on water and it's not saved by Link): Great job hero!
Link: Excuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!

by G.Loki June 12, 2017

The forget-me-stick

The forget-me-stick is a bigass baseball bat that upon contact with a skull, causes memory loss, hence the name "forget-me-stick".

John- "bro I think these guys wanna fight us"
Bob- "just use the forget-me-stick"

by Figgyniggy July 4, 2017

give me a fan

To have sex in the heat

Yah bro she was gonna give me a fan last night.

by Need for speed weed July 5, 2017

dickle me pink

when you get sucked so hark your dick turns pink then purple

ohhhhh dont dickle me pink

by fuck me hardd November 9, 2017