Curing Meat

When you sweat enough that your balls get salty, drying them out and making them feel like sandpaper between your legs, similar to how meat was preserved in olden times.

I didn't shower after working out earlier, I'm curing meat like a goddamned pioneer over here!

by Alaskan cock basket June 4, 2017

serving meat

originated from tyfrxcis on tik tok. Similar to the phrase “you did your big one” meaning good job/ good shit

you serving meat with this one unc

by luhrewski March 28, 2024

dirt cheap meat

It's meat that's dirt cheap. But it's meat.

I'm gonna call my store, "Dirt Cheap Meat."

by ljak November 23, 2021

Gloss the Meat.

To lubricate one's penis before sex or masturbation.

Bob: Are you gonna hit that Sweet Ass tonight?
Tom: You know it.
Bob: I think she is a virgin.
Tom: Don't worry I'm gonna gloss the meat.

by Slicker Willy March 19, 2015

Meat Beanie

The foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Jack’s meat beanie keeps his sleepyhead warm.

by Firecrotch108 December 31, 2023

Meat paddles

The extremities we call hands.

My tits longed for his meat paddles.

by Whyiseveryhandletaken February 20, 2017

meat bully

A meat bully is a person (usually a male) who masturbates, sometimes furiously, at every opportunity, much like a bully who never misses an opportunity to harass his target.

House to myself is ideal, but everyone asleep is cool. Either way, it’s meat bully time.

by virgil_tibbs April 24, 2021