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Seaford Secondary College

The absolute fucking worst place on earth.

Stepping foot in this school grantees one of two things happening.
1. you instantly cop a shitty mullet
2. you instantly cop barcodes on the wrists and chop your dick off.
"Damn he's hot as fuck" "Jennifer, he goes to Seaford Secondary College, avoid it girl. He's either gay or eshay"
by Mrs Fraser December 12, 2021
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perfumed secrets

Introducing a sophisticated luxurious fruity(juicy, out there) floral(smelly, out there, in the garden) secret (named first after a woman whom, has the name that shines as thou illuminating powder for the nose, hidden by the name and joy of the wort secret changed with a vowel i over u and never after e) reflects the mysterious and emotional side of no ones lady that is silent, you may disappear or die if you leak these warnings and promoted “perfumed secret” it’s to die for.
“Did Aurore tell you her perfumed secret?” “IF I TOLD YOU MY THE ONE AND ONLY AUTHENTIC LEGIT TRUE VERSION OF OUR MAJESTIC DOPE FUMED PERFUMED SECRETS- YOU WOULDN’T BE HERE TO APPAUL ME, DISREGARDING THE GRIMACED AND OH SO PIERCING LOOK IN MY EYES SHOWING THE NEED FOR DISCRETION OF DEFENSE RULING OUT PROCESS OF THE ROYAL SPEECH AND THOU, THAT PROTECTION AND APPRECIATION OF OUR FATHER, AND OUR KINGS, AS WELL AS THE UNITED NATIONS, KINGDOM, AND CAMBRIDGE AS WELL AS ONTARIO AND NEWLY FOUNDED AMERICAS HAS NOT BEEN UPHELD; SHALL BE DUMBFOUNDINGLY PRESUMPTIOUSLY OBVIOUS ON WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT IF THE CONTINUITIES OF YOUR TONGUE PIERCES ME AS A SWORD, ILL CAPITALIZE FIRST.”
by Lilbabygrem December 16, 2021
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addis.sectetx

One of the nicest fanpages I’ve met!! She’s so nice if you get noticed by her you are very lucky! Addis.sectetx deserves 100k followers she’s honestly an amazing fp!
You: addis.sectetx followed me

Me: O M G!!!
by Bubble girl?!? December 20, 2021
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SU Security Guard

Someone that wakes up early to enter the student union. They tend not to go to classes and they will be there 99% of the time. Legend has it it that if you say their name 3 times they’ll appear.
Fade: precious you’re an SU security guard.
Precious: how?
Fade: you open the SU
by TLoba2Splashy2Cashy February 8, 2022
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sesterple-second-cousin

Sesterple-2C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common.
My sesterple-second-cousin is a good person.
by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022
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sesquaple-second-cousin

Sesquaple-2C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and seven great-grandparents in common.
My sesquaple-second-cousin is a good person.
by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022
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sesquiple-second-cousin

Sesquiple-2C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.
My sesquiple-second-cousin is a good person.
by ZWRB6738 February 22, 2022
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