An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.
That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?
Answer: Poop Sommelier
Answer: Poop Sommelier
by Karl Hungus April 21, 2024
Get the Poop Sommeliermug. My poop is coming!
by Yassqueenpoopismybutt March 8, 2020
Get the Poopmug. by whooothehelllisyouuu September 5, 2019
Get the Poop Deckmug. 
by Mayor naise August 13, 2017
Get the Poopmug. 