woodrush high school

Woodrush is a school what bareeeeee slag go to and have the deadest fights an deadest banter if u kno a girl that goes to Woodrush runnnnn every boy from there gets girls from different schools an alllll the teachers are clapped and have dead banter cah the best teachers left as it’s a shit school

“Who’s that girl she’s sexy mannn”

“That’s ... she goes Woodrush high school”

“eeeeee she’s a slag then fuck that”

by _dyl03_ August 26, 2019

Landmark Christian school

Landmark Christian school is built on top of the train tracks. Bill thorn is God himself. The cross country team wins state every year. #15 on the basketball team is cute and a baller. Everyone on the football team left to go to a better highschool.

Landmark christian school was created by Bill in 7 days.

by Goteem123456789 March 4, 2019

Steinbrenner High School

A high school, well known for racists, white people, and more drugs than the entirety of South America. You will get your ass touched, you will get mugged, and all from a kid driving a thirty thousand dollar car his dad bought him. If Martinez is the gated community of Middle Schools, this is the Mansion if High Schools.

Guy 1: Where do you go to school?
Guy 2: Oh, I go to Steinbrenner High School.
Guy 3: *hits him with a folding chair* fuck you.

by GhostlyCarrot February 2, 2022

Rockford High School

A place where 99.99% of the kids are white. You either vape, are involved with a sport or you have over a 4.0 GPA. 90% of funds go to The Football Team.

Oh you go to Rockford High School, what sport do you play?

by Lmaopp May 7, 2021

Novi High School

High school in Novi, Michigan that stole its logo from Kansas State, Mesquite High School (Gilbert, AZ), Keystone High School (Lagrange, OH), Eagan High School (Eagan, MN), Columbia High School (Nampa, ID), Carlisle High School (Carlisle, IA), Splendora High School (Splendora, TX), Whitehouse High School (Whitehouse, TX), Franklin High School (Elk Grove, CA), Eureka High School (Eureka, MO), Clovis High School (Clovis, NM), Wilson Central High School (Lebanon, TN), Depew High School (Depew, NY), Centreville High School (Clifton, VA), Edison High School (Richmond, OH), and Angleton High School (Angleton, TX). Still a pretty good school. Even though Novi High School and Northville High School are very similar in terms of demographics, sports, and academics, they still argue over who's better.

Novi kid to Northville kid: Novi High School is way better than Northville
Northville kid: No way
*Argument breaks out*
Howell kid: My high school is also pretty good
Novi and Northville kids: *Both start laughing*
Howell kid: Well at least we're not as bad as the Livonia schools
Novi and Northville kids: Lmao true

by Billiam Wang August 3, 2019

DeLaSalle High School

Dominantly White bitches who are stressed 99.99% of the time over “personal issues” and lack of friends. They disguise work service by telling the parents that work service is really easy and it’s basically free money when I’m reality it’s child labor. The pizza’s good but the grease causes obesity. The basketball and volleyball teams are good, everyone else is either garbage or mediocre. Most of the White boys are walking villagers of cultural appropriation.

Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: I got to Delasalle High School.
Person 3: That’s cold.

by Animelover07 November 12, 2019

Hope Christian Schools

Hope Christian Schools is a “christian” Elementary school, Mid School, and High School. They focus more on making you learn and memorize verses than actual useful things. They also enjoy spending the students $10,000 a year tuition on useless things like golf carts, interactive smart boards, and a shade structure that doesn’t even work instead of spending their money on things such as better teacher salary and food that doesn’t taste like it came from the toilets at Taco Bell.

Person 1: hey what school do you go to
Person 2: Hope Christian schools

Person 1: that sucks

by Johnothan Swift May 25, 2019