national compliment jasmine’s hands day

on december 26, it’s national compliment jasmine’s hands day.

jasmine, you have really nice hands:)
happy national compliment jasmine’s hands day

by national day creator December 26, 2020

National Grab some Ass Day

On this day October 2nd of every year you shall slap, grab, touch, stroke, any 2 girls booty. This is a day that will be looked forwarded to and missed. If you go over the limit you shall be disqualified for the rest of your life from this national holiday

It’s National Grab some ass Day so let’s slap some booty.

by Jdonkeydick October 2, 2018

National fuck your bsf day

On March 17 u MUST fuck ur bsf of the opposite gender, this can lead u to fuck daily after that day

hi bsf it’s national fuck ur bsf day u wanna fuck?
hell yeah I wanna fuck lets go

*have sex and continue to have sex after that day*
National fuck your bsf day

by yeezius March 13, 2021

national show your pp day

Show your pp tho everyone who desires to see it ;)

show me your pp because its NATIONAL show your pp day!!

by monkeyman34 April 21, 2023

National I Want To Die Day

After you've been through the worst pain of your life so you decide your done.

Kyle:Man whats tomorrow?
Zephir: Oh its National I Want To Die Day.

by Zage Pseudonym October 3, 2020

National kiss a football player day

U have to kiss a football player

Wow u r good at football lemme kiss u because it’s National kiss a football player day

by Ifuckedyomomhahaherbackhurtin October 23, 2019

National Ask Maddy Out Day

On November 19th, you must ask maddy out right now. please shes lonely :(

hey maddy, its national ask maddy out day! wanna go out?

yes

by wettpaddies November 19, 2020