that pop tart doesnt know whats good for him... if i see him in here one more time for sealing sudafed, ima steal his cheese dip and tuna!
by nobodycaresaboutdirtypoptarts March 16, 2019
Get the Pop Tartmug. A popped egg** is a cataclysmic gym related event when a steroidal gym man gets a Humpty Dumpty Pump(ty) but instead of dumpting he pops like a microwaved egg. The peasant non-popped eggs look on with a combination of awe and terror.
**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!
**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!
Oy, look at me boiz, I’m a fu*#^ng popped egg!!!
Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!
The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.
Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!
Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!
The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.
Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!
by ShookWooker April 8, 2021
Get the Popped Eggmug. where a dude takes his dick and hits a girl mouth and puts it inside her mouth.. takes it out with spit all over it and swings it around like a helicopter
by bigolwanker_shelikesit March 4, 2024
Get the pop a wheeliemug. A lame skateboarding trick, reserved for kids that solely play game of skate. A equivalent lame sight would be a vaping clown riding a unicycle while juggling
Kid: "I recently learned a pop shuvit sex change"
(Hopefully) you: "You're off track, that is a styleless trick. People will most likely think it's lame"
(Hopefully) you: "You're off track, that is a styleless trick. People will most likely think it's lame"
by randomguyontheinternet123 March 29, 2019
Get the pop shuvit sex changemug. by Handling Mc Handler February 11, 2018
Get the Cheese poppedmug. A Jizz Pop is when you put Jizz in a empty can of Baked Beans and leave the can of Jizz in a hot room for a few days, you will get a Jizz Pop.
by CumRattle December 6, 2020
Get the Jizz Popmug.