People ACT as though the value of this has conditional and proximal elements. Which means I was (once again) CORRECT! Right again idiots! How you like that? You're going to have to start calling me Captain Always-Right.
Not Captain Always-Right "If life doesn't have intrinsic value, what's wrong with exploitation?"
Captain Always-Right "If my life has intrinsic value, why am I being exploited? Because it's almost as if people act like it has conditional and proximal elements. Isn't that how I said it worked? It's almost like people are exploiting my lack of ethos for their own aggrandizement. Like I devalued my own life by saying a thing people didn't like. Am I not close enough to the right people? Did I mess with the wrong ones? Who are you to even be 'the wrong one?' Are you the one who decides what is more excellent? That's one hell of a hierarchy."
Captain Always-Right "If my life has intrinsic value, why am I being exploited? Because it's almost as if people act like it has conditional and proximal elements. Isn't that how I said it worked? It's almost like people are exploiting my lack of ethos for their own aggrandizement. Like I devalued my own life by saying a thing people didn't like. Am I not close enough to the right people? Did I mess with the wrong ones? Who are you to even be 'the wrong one?' Are you the one who decides what is more excellent? That's one hell of a hierarchy."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2022
It is a lie
by Loltharunthegreat July 23, 2022
I don't really like it. You know? It really is kind of a mind fuck and the more you think about it the worse it... Sounds? Is that the right word? It "sounds" bad in your head the more you think about it? Because I could say "is" I guess but thinking about life doesn't necessarily make it worse.
I often feel guilty about my life. I don't really suffer very much outside of my own mind. I'm not even entirely unhappy. I spend most of my days laughing and having a good time. I have good people around me. The only real thing I have to complain about is the existence fee imposed on me by an unfeeling government that is hovering over me. Laying in wait to put me in a cage. It's not death that I worry about. It's that I'm trapped in a game of "defeat or serve". And yes I'm aware of the implications of acting out solipsism in the actual world and that's not something I actively engage in. The outcomes are often predictable and the outcome is always the same. Not hard to get thrown for a loop every once and a while but life tends to be more thematic that is does chaotic.
by Hym Iam April 04, 2022
If it came from nothing, then, even if you kill it, it can still come back. It literally happened once already. It wasn't there. And then it was.
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
Somthing that exists for some weird reason, that some people like. Life is in you, and u r using it to look at urban Dicktionary. Why?
by Idontreallycarebut...... March 27, 2024
a shitty brand of cereal, generally causing obesity and/or diabetes, and getting eaten by people who are severely depressed after they wake up and it's dark and rainy outside
Person 1: Life sucks.
Person 2: What are you talking about? It's the greatest brand ever sold!
Person 1: No, I meant that my wife divorced me, and my cat just got run over by a car in front of my eyes.
Person 2: OK, sorry. I thought you were talking about cereal.
Person 2: What are you talking about? It's the greatest brand ever sold!
Person 1: No, I meant that my wife divorced me, and my cat just got run over by a car in front of my eyes.
Person 2: OK, sorry. I thought you were talking about cereal.
by standing up for what's right February 06, 2023
by Ummmmmmmm daddy chill May 22, 2021