you take a condom fill it with sperm tie it take a crap on your girl friend then once the crap is in her vagina pop the condom on her and let both the sperm and crap get inside of her then wait 9 months and you got yourself a shit covered baby. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
by fred mc farkle June 27, 2007
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A guy with boobs. Not man boobs of fat but real boobs that he acquired from taking testosterone pills he got online. A hormone inbalance caused by the pills causes estrogen levels to rise and causes him to grow real boobs for which there is a scientific name. It also causes him to be more emotional than the average guy and more insecure than the average guy. If only his mom would pay for the surgery to get mammary tissue removed.
"I tried to look past his gynecomastia, but I just couldn't get past how clingy he was being. He was a real titty baby."
by truth2014 September 7, 2014
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by tim willis May 6, 2008
Get the baby boom mug."Dude was so hard up for some ass, he ran all up in his 8-month pregnant girlfriend. I can't stands me a baby wrangler."
by Rob Wright December 28, 2005
Get the baby wrangler mug.The verbal indicator the male gives his (generally) drunk girlfriend as he pushes her head down into the pillow and proceeds with the anal sex act.
When Tessa got on all fours, Tony pushed her head toward the pillow and said, "shh, baby" as he slide his cock in her ass.
by t942 October 27, 2008
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