poop dick lily

Feces remaining on penis after anal sex with man or woman.

Hunter wanted Thom to use a condom during anal sex because she feared he might get a "poop dick lily".

by Luckyripa69 January 25, 2017

poop i spy

Sneaking a peek at the toilet paper after wiping your butt at the conclusion of a dump.

I can attest to the clean break and clean toilet paper wipe after my dump because I pulled a Poop I Spy.

by RealDollParts February 15, 2017

Poop Jockey

A man the anal sex position where the dick is up the asshole in a dick-riding fashion. The dick-riding partner is on the top of the other who's belly is facing up while the dick is up the ass. The "poop" in "poop jockey" comes from the shit that is on the dick from the anal penetration.

"Damn you're riding that man like a poop jockey"

by HidalgoGuatalupe February 27, 2021

poop bitch

someone who plays ball drop (the game app)

some who plays ball drop - hey
anyone else - your a poop bitch

by antipoopbitch69 September 26, 2021

Poop scoop

When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.

Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.

by Constipated women February 15, 2024

Fat Poop Potato

a smoll ugly stupid little boy who cant exercise well or is to sluggish to.

Me: *looks in the mirror* Im such a fat poop potato

by Mr. Beanbottomboi October 14, 2020

Poop Hat

The hat that provides pooping to said victim. "Pooping" is created by rubbing this supposed hat on ones ass crack. Typically, the pooping action is done by throwing or plopping the hat on ones head followed the word, "POOPED" or "SHIT".

I pooped my dad with the Poop Hat today using great force.

by Poop Meiser June 26, 2022