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baby d

baby darkness. aka baby d. blacker than charcoal. blacker than the devil's soul. blacker than coffee. best friends with fwigga. mess with one of them you mess with both, and their crew. so watch out!
"Dood you see baby d with her skater friends?"
"Yup i seen baby darkness, fwigga, the entire crew."
"i wish i was one of them!"
"me too!"
by vanillahoho May 13, 2009
mugGet the baby dmug.

balloon baby

you take a condom fill it with sperm tie it take a crap on your girl friend then once the crap is in her vagina pop the condom on her and let both the sperm and crap get inside of her then wait 9 months and you got yourself a shit covered baby. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
my balloon baby cant take a bath or he will melt in the drain.
by fred mc farkle June 27, 2007
mugGet the balloon babymug.

Baby Daddy

when u c a someone on TV or on the streets and u would like 2 have a babby by that man
"Girlll...i want him 2 be my babys' daddy"
by Neika{philly} March 2, 2005
mugGet the Baby Daddymug.

Kiss the Baby

I have to get going. Kiss the Baby.
by D-wrizzle December 18, 2008
mugGet the Kiss the Babymug.

titty baby

A guy with boobs. Not man boobs of fat but real boobs that he acquired from taking testosterone pills he got online. A hormone inbalance caused by the pills causes estrogen levels to rise and causes him to grow real boobs for which there is a scientific name. It also causes him to be more emotional than the average guy and more insecure than the average guy. If only his mom would pay for the surgery to get mammary tissue removed.
"I tried to look past his gynecomastia, but I just couldn't get past how clingy he was being. He was a real titty baby."
by truth2014 September 7, 2014
mugGet the titty babymug.

baby boom

when you shove a lit cherry bomb up a baby's ass
Did you see that baby boom last night? I think the parents are going to jail for that. It was sweet as hell though.
by tim willis May 6, 2008
mugGet the baby boommug.

Shh, baby

The verbal indicator the male gives his (generally) drunk girlfriend as he pushes her head down into the pillow and proceeds with the anal sex act.
When Tessa got on all fours, Tony pushed her head toward the pillow and said, "shh, baby" as he slide his cock in her ass.
by t942 October 27, 2008
mugGet the Shh, babymug.

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