An animal that doesn’t give a shit
by Just a random :p January 02, 2023
Bread dough, floof, fluff nugget, floof n’ poof, loaf, bun, bread, almighty god that rules over us all.
Person 1: I love my cat so much!
Person 2: didn't they just scratch your eye out?!
Person 1: yep! Like I was saying! Loveeee my cat!
Person 2: didn't they just scratch your eye out?!
Person 1: yep! Like I was saying! Loveeee my cat!
by Pink Cinnamon Roll March 22, 2023
A feline that are not that dangerou a lions or tigers ect and they are a pet and the internet post baby cat vdeos because of cuteness a baby cat is called a kitten but when you buy one just make sure that you dont have a fish or a turtle or tortoise or a aquatic animal and a dog that fghts cat but if you have a dog just make sure that the dog is nice with the cat
by golden wet requiem January 12, 2021
Small feline/furry ninja.
They may look cute, but be warned, those claws in their paws are razor sharp. Sharp enough to cut through a blister pack with ease. Sharp enough to dig deep. Sharper than a Samurai sword.
They may look cute, but be warned, those claws in their paws are razor sharp. Sharp enough to cut through a blister pack with ease. Sharp enough to dig deep. Sharper than a Samurai sword.
"I was walking down a dark hallway, and suddenly, an outstretched claw swiftly swipes by. I looked again, and saw 2 black cats hiding in the corner."
by LBSi UK (YouTube) January 04, 2022
1. A 4-legged, intelligent animal that would probably kill you if it was a little bigger.
2. a.k.a. Coital Alignment Technique. A sex position that is similar to missionary but the man's chest is at the woman's shoulders.
2. a.k.a. Coital Alignment Technique. A sex position that is similar to missionary but the man's chest is at the woman's shoulders.
Guy 1: Me and Freya had sex last night!
Guy 2: Oh my god! What position did you do?
Guy 1: Well, we're both not very experienced so we did the cat!
Guy 2: Oh my god! What position did you do?
Guy 1: Well, we're both not very experienced so we did the cat!
by old handle August 14, 2014
evil warlords who wish only for the suffering of others.
Basically a ball of fluff with knives coming out of it's paws.
Basically a ball of fluff with knives coming out of it's paws.
by just_a_bored_person March 09, 2021