Daddy Addi in the club

You know who they are. They are the daddiest Addi to ever exist and theyre super cool and sexy and smart and perfect in every way.

" Whos that?"

"It's Daddy Addi in the club!"

"Please marry me Daddy Addi"

by notmyrealname67 December 2, 2025

Sour Daddy

The financial and lifestyle opposite of a Sugar Daddy. Someone who initially *appears* to look like a potential Sugar Daddy, for example posing with other people's expensive cars or wearing a cheap knock off Air Jordans, however upon further conversation or after having met them in person you find out they drive a 10 year old Hyundai and live on their sister's sofa with little or no game plan, and your plan to hopefully have landed a new Sugar Daddy has been thwarted.

Damn girl, I wasted two hours of my life at the Cheesecake Factory last night with this fool only to find out he works at a gas station and lives in his brothers walk-in closet! I can't deal with this Sour Daddy shit no more!

by Lagunatic December 15, 2025

Daddy snail

A father who is present but not really there
Or taking your time on your partner during sex

Oh daddy snail the camera is recording

by Boydinner December 22, 2025

Daddy Tax

A sexual favor provided at a regular interval by a recipient of their (usually male) partner’s largess.

“Time to pay the daddy tax…”

by Princess donut December 24, 2025

Sugar-daddy

A Sugar-daddy is a handsome stud of a man. Often quite charming and caring, a Sugar-daddy will provide all the best for his lady. If you happen to find a Sugar-daddy, or someone willing to be your Sugar-daddy, hold onto him and love him till the day he dies.

Girl 1: "Man Aubrey sure is lucky to have Chris as her Sugar-daddy. I wish he were mine."
Girl 2: "No kidding! She has no idea how well she has it."

by Boosted737 December 31, 2025

Crash Daddies

The (2) strikingly handsome accident reconstructionists hired by the FBI to investigate the suspicious death of a Boston police officer - and who later testified on behalf of the defendant, Karen Read, at both of her murder trials. Ms. Read was ultimately acquitted by a jury, largely due to compelling testimony from the accident reconstruction experts, among others. As they stated on the stand, "You can't deny the physics!"

Their good looks, impressive qualifications, and professionalism under cross-examination won the hearts of trial-watchers everywhere and earned them the nickname, "the Crash Daddies."

The crash daddies were the MVPs of Karen's case, because they proved John wasn't hit by a car - which meant someone else was the perpetrator!

by That Redhedd January 2, 2026

Hoosier Daddy

A phrase that echoes across college football after Curt Cignetti and the Indiana Hoosiers decided losing was for other people. It’s what you yell after IU cooks your team, eats your rankings for breakfast, and leaves your mascot crying in the tunnel.

Origin:
Born in Bloomington, forged in blood, sweat, and barbecue sauce from the Buckeyes tears. "Google Me". Legend says the phrase first appeared after IU took down Alabama so hard that Nick Saban’s retirement speech wrote itself.

Translation:

A verbal touchdown dance meaning “IU owns college football, deal with it.”

See also:
Cignetti’s Law, Bloomington Beatdown, National Champions. Google Me.

- When IU drops another 50‑burger: “Hoosier Daddy now?”
- When Cignetti turns a football game into a history lesson: “Hoosier Daddy, son?”
- When you realize the Ducks got smoked and the Buckeyes got cooked: “Hoosier Daddy... EVERYONE IS.”

by Legend of Granson January 9, 2026