by Great dude MC dudeface December 30, 2016
The most understanding person ever . Caring and lovable he will love u no mater what . He loves his brother and friends . Hangs out with them 24/7
by Carter t September 30, 2020
by 98765421 October 16, 2017
A very attractive guy who lives in Greece. if you ever think about going for a John from Greece, he probably has a thing for half Mexicans. He thinks all gingers are crackheads, so ladies if you think about hitting up a John from Greece and you're a red head...just don't. John loves to crack jokes but they're not that funny. His favorite word is probably the F word. But he also has a hot accent. Get yourself a John.
person 1: omg I met this guy named John from Greece on Omegle
person 2: im so jealous I want to meet a John from Greece on Omegle
person 2: im so jealous I want to meet a John from Greece on Omegle
by shutyomouthhoe7 September 13, 2022
by The Nightmare Hour July 08, 2017
by Weedwacker420 September 27, 2021
A John is your best friend with extras. You spend a lot of time together (nearly every chance you get), plan programs together, occasionally grab a beer or two and talk about important topics (like your mutual hatred for capitalism). He's fun, outgoing, intelligent and caring but also the biggest asshole you've ever met. Everyone thinks you two are together but they are completely wrong. It's a symbiotic relationship because both of you are an emotional wreckage.
Everyone should get a John for themselves.
Having a John is the best thing that happened to me in a while.
Having a John is the best thing that happened to me in a while.
by silence wench February 13, 2022